What horse girls go through some days...

I have a broodmare and I want a baby.   Round one she didn’t catch.   So we try again.  This time my vet sends me home with a meditation to help her girly levels.   It’s in a shot form.  ( I DO NOT DO SHOTS) But sometimes ya gotta what ya don’t wanna do.   Here’s how it went...

I did it. And you missed a good show. I caught blondie. I pulled the plastic off the needle and i about had a melt down. I told her I was sorry. I rubbed her ass. And I closed my eyes and poked her!!! The tip Of the needle didn’t even penetrate the skin. I probably yealled a vaguer word. I stood there, said a little prayer. Danced around. It was probably some kinda Indian folk dance that did the trick as I held my breath and went all in. I leaned back and with all my might plunged the needle into her a$$. But wait...it’s not over.
It felt like an entirely squeezing the liquid out. I pulled the needle out and told her how sorry I was.

Cross your fingers for Blondie.   She was a really a good sport and took it well.   Here’s to a Not Ruff at All bun baking! 

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